My Psychology Professor: People who are not depressed see the world they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.
Friend: So whats up with that girl you were talking about?
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: Like are you guys together now?
Friend: So she single and she has said before that she likes you more then a friend and you guys have kissed more then once, and nothing else has happened?
Friend: You know your her bitch.